Sneeze pee launder repeat

Dear fetus,

Mommy is worried that your haven't taken her last letter to heart.

She's currently fighting a cold that your big sister oh so kindly shared and is sneezing every few minutes. Due to your occupation of my stomach cavity, this sneezing causes me to pee my pants multiple times each day.

This is causing me to go through laundry at an alarming rate. So please, help save the earth that you are about to enter and stop the sneeze-and-pee. Let's save water, one sneeze (or cough!) at a time.